Happy November!

. . . and good luck to all my friends who are participating in NaNoWriMo! I’m not doing it this year, partly because I have tons of schoolwork, but mostly because I’m already working on Looking Like Lani. I will, however, try to amp up my wordcount in keeping with the NaNo spirit.

Halloween was great.

(Last picture actually taken first, before I had the lipstick or facepaint on – more focus on “British” than “werewolf” there.)

People seemed to like my costume at work, but I definitely got some weird looks when I swung by Food Lion afterward. Also, huzzah for having a costume that’s warm enough for Halloween night!

Hope you all had a great time, too!

On the Upside, You Don’t Have to Cast it into a Volcano

You know what is difficult? Querying an agency that asks you to include “a favorite sentence from the manuscript you are submitting” in your submissions package. That is difficult.

What kind of sentence does one choose? I looked back over The Dogwatchers to pick one.

A pretty description? Hmm, I bet lots of people choose bits of description. Plus, I’m not sure I want my ONE SENTENCE TO RULE THEM ALL to be one in which nothing actually happens.

A funny line? Risky. If they don’t think this is funny, it’s a total flop. Plus, it’s hard to find one sentence that’s funny out of context.

My action scenes use mostly short, to-the-point sentences, no one of which is a show-stopper, and many of which make no sense out of context. Dialogue, probably my favorite part of my writing, can be hard to convey well with just one sentence. Besides, the most eloquent characters of The Dogwatchers don’t necessarily talk about things that make for a good One Sentence. (The sentence I ended up choosing does, however, come from dialogue.)

It occurred to me that if the submission guidelines asked for a paragraph, I’d be stumped because I had too many I’d like to send, rather than for the opposite reason. I’m sure the agents do take into account that lots of great lines require setup, but this was still highly unnerving.

What about you guys? Does anyone feel like it WOULDN’T be terrifying to pull out one sentence from a novel and say, essentially, “In my opinion, there isn’t a better line in here than this”?

In other news, I finished making my Halloween costume!

I’m a werewolf! I’m going to be a werewolf of London, but this is just me with the ears and tail that I made. I have a complete outfit, but it’s waiting for Sunday.

Aaand, thanks to the the backgrounds available in Photo Booth, I’m an American werewolf in Paris! Rowr!

Just wait until I get the whole outfit together and wear it to work. That’s what you get for scheduling me for Halloween, Carrboro Branch Library!

Ooh, Yay!

Yesterday, the mail came with my contributor copy of Beyond Centauri, the magazine that published my short story “Misunderstood.” Very snazzy! (Issue 30 if, you know, you want to get your own. I’m telling you: snazzy. Snazz factor is high.) They also sent me a check! It is, as checks for writing stories for tiny magazines are wont to be, adorable and tiny, rather like a kitten.

Because Pictures are Worth a Thousand Dirty, Dirty Words

So, here are the ALA’s top ten most challenged graphic novels and the rationales given:

Absolute Sandman by Neil Gaiman – Anti-Family, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group

Blankets by Craig Thompson – Sexually Explicit content, Other (unspecified)

Bone series by Jeff Smith – Sexually Explicit content, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group, Drugs

Fun Home by Alison Bechdel – Sexually Explicit Content

Maus by Art Spiegelman – Anti Ethnic

Pride of Baghdad by Brian Vaughn – Sexually Explicit Content

Tank Girl by Alan Martin & Jamie Hewlitt – Nudity and Violence

The Dark Knight Strikes Again by Frank Miller – Sexually Explicit Content

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier by Alan Moore & Kevin O’Neill – Nudity, Sexually Explicit Content and Unsuited to Age Group

Watchmen, by Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons – Unsuited to Age Group

So . . . Maus. “Anti-ethnic.” Also, Bone is on this list. Despite what the name might seem to imply, Bone is not porn, I promise. It leans far more toward “adorable,” really.

On a sillier note, a study of library use . . . by marshmallow Peeps.

Just got back from the excellent James River Writers’ Conference. More about that soon!

This is Not Okay

I’m a little late on this, but you’re probably aware of several recent bullying-related tragedies. (Link courtesy of this excellent post by Garland Grey on Tiger Beatdown.) LGBTQ teens have terrifyingly high suicide rates compared to teens who don’t identify as LGBTQ, and I think it’s fair to say that bullying is a serious factor.

This is beyond sad, and it is completely unacceptable. Ye gods, is being a teenager not hard enough? To be not only bullied by peers, but to see the nonreaction – even implicit acceptance or worse – of teachers and other adults, is a terrifying thing. If an adult in a position of responsibility is aware of abuse and does not take action to stop it, s/he is condoning that abuse. Kids and teens can see that. And what does that say? It says, “The bullies are right. There’s something wrong with you, and you deserve this. You’ve brought it on yourself.”

This is patently untrue. It is a vicious, ignorant, prejudiced attack. Children and teenagers are just discovering who they are, and LGBTQ teens are being told that who they are is bad and wrong, deserving of harassment and (in the eyes of some) of eternal condemnation. This is an attitude that is causing teens to kill themselves.

I don’t feel like getting too deeply into my feelings about homophobia, largely because they are CAPS-LOCK VIOLENT. Suffice it to say that:

  1. All research indicates that one’s sexual orientation is not a choice. So does all common sense. Why would anyone choose an orientation that, in today’s society, can get you harassed, sometimes to the point of murder – and that, statistically speaking, lowers your pool of possible orientation-compatible mates? Also, I’ve yet to meet a straight person who can tell me when s/he “chose” to be straight. But even given all that . . .
  2. Even if it was a choice, there’s nothing wrong with being LGBTQ. Maybe it’s my having been raised atheist, but I really don’t get people’s issue here. Why in the world would wanting to date/kiss/marry/sleep with someone of the opposite sex be “better” or “worse” than wanting to date/kiss/marry/sleep with someone of the same sex? And why does it bother people when someone doesn’t dress or act the way lots of men or women do? Does that HURT anyone? (Incidentally, I feel the same way about the idea that gay couples adopting kids could cause the kids to be gay: This is nonsense, and even if it weren’t, SO WHAT?) And besides all that . . . *drum roll* . . .
  3. Except for the person in question and anyone considering dating that person, all of this is none of anyone’s damn business.

SO! Why I am posting this on a writing blog? Well, partly just because I feel strongly about the issue, but partly because I know that reading can be instrumental in raising awareness and tolerance and in making people feel less alone. So, in addition to mentioning two projects intended to help LGBTQ teens – The It Gets Better Project and The We Got Your Back Project, I thought I’d make a Really Long List of YA GLBTQ books, courtesy of the Young Adult Library Services Association. Far from complete, but it’s something.

Happy First Amendment Day!

. . . and Banned Books Week!

I’ve read a blog post or two recently on The Banned Book that Changed My Life. These are really cool, and a great reminder of why it’s vital that these books be accessible to everyone. I’d like to do something like this, but I can’t think of one specific banned book that Changed My Life, so I’m just going to list a few that made the ALA Top Ten Most Challenged lists for various years, and that I’m glad I read. These aren’t necessarily ones I think are highly significant, though some are; primarily, they’re ones I really enjoy.

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee – Top Ten in 2009 for offensive language, racism, and unsuited to age group – Read this for school. Found it brilliant. Wouldn’t call it a favorite book of mine, but only because it doesn’t have smexy elves.

And Tango Makes Three by Peter Parnell and Justin Richardson – 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006 for homosexuality, which should not be a reason to censor a book, but has become a category thanks to all the intolerant idiots out there who complain about it – A professor read this aloud to our class. It was sweet and a nice overall kids’ book as well as being a strong and beautiful assertion of acceptance and tolerance. I love that no one in the book makes it an issue that Tango has two dads. This is how real life should be, and how do you move people toward an ideal if you can’t portray that ideal in fiction?

His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman – 2008, 2007 for political viewpoint, religious viewpoint, and violence – I read these when I was about fourteen, and they were REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME, MMKAY? These (and, OF COURSE, Harry Potter) are as close as I come to having a Banned Book that Changed My Life. Plus, I’d say that these books are about as atheist as Narnia is Christian, and you don’t see Narnia banned a lot.

Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling – 2003, 2002, 2001 for occult/Satanism, violence – Okay, these seriously did change my life. And I have met at least one girl, nine years old at the time, whose parents wouldn’t let her read them for religious purposes. These books are not “about” magic, let alone Satanism. Magic is part of their world, in much the way that alligators might be part of the world of a book set in Florida. The books are about people, and, importantly, about love and friendship and courage and loyalty and doing the right thing and GAH WHY WOULD YOU CHALLENGE THESE BOOKS.

Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George – 2002 for unsuited to age group and violence – What, really? I liked this as a kid.

That’s just going back to 2001, and leaving out a lot of classics that I suspect are Important but that did not inspire me personally. Is it not horrifying to think of what some people would, given the choice, not allow one or one’s children to read?

Happy Banned Books Week!

Curse You, Empathy! Or, How ‘Bout This Weather?

I’ve discovered that, when I’m writing, I’m highly sensitive to whether the temperature of the characters’ environment matches the one I’m currently in. I wrote most of The Dogwatchers – which takes place in a temperate place in autumn, but includes a lot of magical snowstorms and the like – while cold. Much of it got done in the barely-heated cottage we had in England during the winter of 2009, and I finished it during a snowstorm last winter. I remember this seeming wonderfully appropriate. Now, though, I’m potentially running up against the opposite happening.

Looking Like Lani has a semi-tropical setting. The characters wear toga-like garments without getting chilly. And the weather here in Chapel Hill is just starting to turn cool.

I don’t anticipate this being too much of a problem. I certainly don’t intend to allow it to become a problem. Far too silly. And I did work on The Dogwatchers during warmer months – perhaps I just don’t remember that as distinctly because it didn’t have the same nice, appropriate feeling.

Still, there are times when I’m trying to write a scene in Looking Like Lani, and the thought of all of my characters in sleeveless garments seems wrong. Apparently, while I’m capable of writing a character who is sad when I’m happy, or who is male when I’m female, or who is an elf when I’m actually a fuzzy kitten masquerading as a human on the Internet*, I somehow have trouble with a character who is warm when I’m cold.

Perhaps this is because, when I get into the writing groove, I can project my mind into the story pretty well, but a temperature difference is an anchor that’s hard to ignore. Like that one movie where the guy time-travels into the past using only THE POWER OF HIS MIND and he’s fallen in love with his dream woman and everything’s CRAZY AWESOME but then he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a penny dated from the year he came from and OH SNAP he gets dragged back to his own time. It’s just like that, only instead of a penny in a time from before the penny was made, I have, like, a scarf in a place where people are chilling in not-togas and wishing they could catch a breeze.

On the upside, this does confirm that I practice body-centered writing, something I’ve always liked, both as a writer and as a reader. If the author stays aware of how characters are physically feeling, it adds depth, realism, and sympathy – everyone knows what it’s like to be tired, cold, or hungry, and many stories are light on the description of characters’ physical states, despite the fact that these tend to be major factors in real people’s in-the-moment experiences. Body-centered writing also makes you less likely to do that thing some people do where they just forget that Our Valiant Protagonist was wounded last chapter, or should really be exhausted right now from that long march, or got rained on and never had a chance to dry.

It has occurred to me that I could start another story, one with a more temperate/cold setting, but this, again, would be exceedingly silly. (And would enable me to continue having a rather ridiculous limitation.) Anyway, I don’t like to have more than one major project in the first draft stage at the same time. I plan to just push through, and suspect the difficulty will fade pretty quickly.

Anyone else run into anything like this?

*Oh no, my secret! And the “Delete” key is too far away for my tiny paws to reach!

Me, Having Opinions!

. . . and werewolves! If only.

I’ve been thinking, again, about women in fiction. Probably most or all of you are familiar with the Bechdel Test, but if you’re not, it’s a test for movies that can also be applied to books. To pass the Bechdel Test, a work must:

  1. include at least two female characters (sometimes taken to mean “with names/lines” – generally does not count “that maid in the background of the shot”)
  2. who talk to each other
  3. about something other than a man.

The last bit is especially interesting to me because a story can fail it for at least two distinct reasons:

  1. The female characters are interested only in their relationships to men, what men think, what men think of them, etc.
  2. The only characters in the story doing something worth talking about are male ones.

(Me + HTML lists 4eva!)

So they can fail differently based in part on whether the female characters’ sole topic of conversation is men as a group or specific male characters. (I say “in part” because they can be talking about a specific male character and still fail the first way if all they have to say is, “Do you think he liiikes meee?”)

I’m thinking about this partly because I’m amazed at how many stories don’t pass, or barely pass, the first part of the Bechdel Test. They’ll have a male protagonist who has a female love interest, maybe a mom, and possibly either a sister or a female friend. I’m going to use movies to demonstrate this, mostly because it’s so easy to look at the ratios of women and men via the IMDB lists of top-billing actors. (I’m also going to use the term “gender” to mean a character’s sex. Just so you know.) For some reason, the two movies that immediately pop into my mind are Sherlock Holmes and Kung Foo Panda.

I liked both of these, but okay, the top billing actors of Sherlock Holmes are three women and twelve men. Of the women, two are love interests and one is the housekeeper. Yes, I realize that Irene Adler is cool and capable – though not too capable to be rescued multiple times by Holmes and outwitted by him in the end, of course! – but she still basically fills the role of romantic interest. I don’t think any two of these women even appear in the same scene, let alone speak to each other. I know this is a period piece, kiiinda, but come on.

The ratio of Kung Fu Panda is two women to thirteen men. Yeah. And this one doesn’t have the excuse of being any kind of period piece, because it establishes that its setting is one in which female characters can become kung fu masters without anyone batting an eye. Of course, the master of the kung fu masters is male. As is the old mentor. And the villain. And the hero. Naturally.

The interesting thing about this latter movie is that – with no romance or gender-related elements in the movie – you could say that the sexes of the characters doesn’t matter. Or shouldn’t matter, anyway. I’d agree. But when eighty-seven percent of the characters are one gender, that story hasn’t been written as if gender didn’t matter. You think the writer was flipping a coin for the characters’ genders? I somehow doubt it.

Well, gawsh, there must be movies that skew more toward women in casting. Let’s try looking up, oh, Pride and Prejudice, BBC version.

Twenty-four women, seventeen men. (That’s still just top billing. It’s a longer list.)

Hunh. Well, women in the majority, but nothing like eighty-seven percent. Um . . . Charlie’s Angels?

Four women, eleven men.

I should note, in case anyone wonders, that I have not been picking and choosing movies based on what fits my argument here. These are all of the movies I checked on.

I think a lot of this has less to do with explicit, active sexism (“a woman can’t be a credible villain!”) than to do with mental defaults. I read somewhere the excellent point that, in our culture, a smiley face – two dots and a curve, like 🙂 – is assumed to be male unless you put eyelashes on it. Similarly, I think when someone says, “the protagonist” or “the villain,” a lot of people assume they’re hearing about a male character.

A bit of this probably has to do with male writers, and is simply a result of projecting. A few months ago, my mom was reading aloud from a newspaper article about a murder in the area, while I and a male friend listened. When she finished, she glanced over it and remarked that the article had never given the victim’s gender, saying only, “a student.” My friend and I realized at the same time that, while I’d assumed a female victim, he’d assumed a male one.

On the other hand, someone could really stand to check this stuff. I feel like books and movies focused largely on female characters tend to still contain a lot of male ones. How many can you think of that would fail a male version of the Bechdel Test?

*Tries to remember the Pride and Prejudice guys talking about things other than women*

Okay, maybe one. But not a lot. And outside of romance plots, hardly any, whereas tons of genres tend toward skewing in the opposite direction.

This occurred to me in part because I’ve been making a conscious effort to have balance in my current novel. (Which, as I haven’t mentioned it yet, is tentatively titled Looking Like Lani.) With every character whose gender isn’t important to the plot, I ask myself, “What if this character were female?” The result is a lot more female characters than many of my stories have. It’s far from devoid of male characters – indeed, I suspect it has a more realistic sex ratio than a lot of fantasy stories do, at least within the realms of their named/speaking characters – but it’s an interesting thing to consider because I realize that, to some extent, I was defaulting to male.

Period-esque fantasy can do this to you. Whether it’s, “who’s driving the carriage?” or, “who’s ruling the country?” we’re swamped with examples, historical and fictional, in which the answer is, “a man.” Indeed, I think that it can be easier to catch yourself doing this with the highest positions, and some fantasies throw in a queen by way of addressing this. These authors probably go to bed feeling very feminist, never mind that the entire female population of their fantasy world seems to be Her Majesty, the hero’s romantic interest, and a few tavern wenches. The hero and his friends, the mayor of town, the innkeeper, the folks in the stables and herding the sheep and serving in the army and strumming the lyre and casting the spells and, of course, being in charge of things at every level below Her Majesty – that’s often a big boys’ club.

(Lots of positions still available for women in the fields of: being the hero’s romantic interest, healing, having babies, wenching at taverns, being kidnapped, being rescued, and dying. The ideal applicant will have skills in several of these areas.)

Hopefully I don’t sound too bitter about this, because I don’t really feel that way. On an individual level, I feel like this is easy to fix once you’re aware of it, and I’m enjoying working on it in my current novel.

What’s in a Name? Vowels, Apparently.

. . . Who knew?

I just realized something completely random and a little odd. Counting the heroine of the novel on which I’m currently working (14,000 words in!), I’ve written four female characters who are the protagonists and viewpoint characters of their respective novels. And, by coincidence, each of their names contains both the letter A and the letter I.

It’s not as if their names are similar. Seriah was the POV character of my first novel, Guardian to the Prince; Allison is the heroine of Dragons Over London; Claire stars in The Dogwatchers; and my current work centers on a girl named Sanji.

Allison lives in the modern-day USA. While all the others inhabit the same fantasy world, they’re not citizens of the same country. Indeed, Sanji lives on a different continent from the other two.

A quick rundown of my secondary and supporting female characters seems to indicate that only a third to half of them have this letter combo in their names. (Still seems like kind of a lot to me.) I’ve only written two male protagonists/POV characters in my novels, so I can’t really analyze them. They do not, however, follow the A-and-I pattern.

It’s a silly observation, I know. I think it’s kind of neat, though, considering that it was entirely unintentional and that the names are so different. The A and I don’t sound the same in any two of them!

The funny thing is that, while this has been totally coincidental so far, my having noticed it means that, on some level, whether I do it again will probably be a conscious choice. Sure, I might forget, or I might be drawn to a particular name so strongly that I would have chosen it regardless, but chances are I won’t be able to claim again that I didn’t even think about it.

Anything like this ever happen to any of you guys?